Well, I found my true religion! I know you heathens (Atheists, Agnostics and yes, Theists of every other religion) will be in shock. This is a big change for me but I read the parable, it’s all true! …and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Grease is the Word!

I solve my problems and I see the light
We got a lovin’ thing, we gotta feed it right
There ain’t no danger we can go too far
We start believing now that we can be what we are
Grease is the word (Gibb 1:1)

See, in this first paragraph we see that He was able to solve his problems and he saw the light. He got love and knows he has to feed it right.. because after all, if you don’t sew the seeds of love, what do you have? He says there is no danger in going too far. The big part of this is, we got to start believing that we can be what we are… again, Grease is the word!

They think our love is just a growing pain
Why don’t they understand, it’s just a crying shame
Their lips are lying only real is real
We stop the fight right now, we got to be what we feel
Grease is the word (Gibb 1:2)

So this verse I will need to explain to you. The non-believers of my religion, they are nay-sayers. They think their religion is true but their “lips are lying”, obviously there can only be one true religion… Grease is the word.

It’s got groove it’s got meaning
Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion
Now, grease is the way we are feeling (Gibb 1:3)

The religion is best explained along the lines of a naturalistic belief. (Ie. Space, Time, Energy) but we refer to it as Time, Place and Motion but we also have groove and meaning. This blows away most every popular belief system in the universe! Grease is also like the Tao, it’s in everything! It is the way we are feeling! You feel it?

We take the pressure and we throw away
Conventionality belongs to yesterday
There is a chance that we can make it so far
We start believing now but we can be who we are
Grease is the word (Gibb 1:4)

This is what I like about my new religion. You got pressure? Just toss it away! That is super simple! It’s really like Zen, right? “Conventionality” is those other religions, they are so in the past! Very inspirational that there is a chance that you can make it really far in life! You need not believe in every other god, you can be who you are! Again, very humbly… Grease is the word!

This is the life of illusion
Wrapped up in trouble, laced with confusion
What are we doing here? (Gibb 1:6)

Yes, we tend to live an existential life, am I right? Forget what you current believe, it’s trouble, it’s laced with confusion. Who needs that?

Grease is the word, it’s the word
That you heard
It’s got groove it’s got meaning
Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion
Now, grease is the way we are feeling (Gibb 1:9)

I’m tellin’ ya! This is the way to go, I mean, look at the man!

Think of Thor! Think of Jesus! What do they all have in common, long flowing hair, a beard, he matches the “God” profile! He asks the tough questions “How can you mend, a broken heart?”, he acknowledges “Tragedy”, When you are sitting around like a couch potato, he asks “What are you doing on your back” and then suggests “You should be dancing”. When you speak of other religions, he suggests you are “Jive Talking”. Just listen to the man! Barry Gibb will be your new Higher Power!

Don’t believe me!!! Believe in… Barry Gibb 🙂